3) 1-900-BITE-ME
               A late night commercial with sultry lady vamps asking you to
               call up and have an intimate phone session with a "local,
               single bloodsucker." 

               INT. DARK ROOM - NIGHT

               A FEMALE VAMPIRE wearing black leather is pacing around a
               dark space that is empty of everything but a COUCH.  She is
               holding a sleek-looking PHONE.  

               CHYRON at the bottom of the screen reads 1-900-BITE-ME.

               SFX: A heartbeat.

                                   VAMPIRE
                             (Speaking into the phone.)
                         I can hear the blood course through
                         your veins from here. I yearn for
                         it.

               SFX: Heartbeat speeding up.

                                   VAMPIRE (CONT'D)
                         I want you. You and your blood and
                         your scent and your heat.

               SFX: Heartbeat speeds up more.

                                   VAMPIRE (CONT'D)
                             (Caressing herself.)
                         You speak to me, though I cannot
                         hear your voice yet. I need to hear
                         you. I have to hear you. Now.

               SFX: Heartbeat speeding up.

                                   VAMPIRE (CONT'D)
                         I can do things to you that you
                         never even fantasized about. Mere
                         mortals have no idea what is
                         possible with a vampire. 

               SFX: Heartbeat stops.

                                   VAMPIRE (CONT'D)
                             (Extends her fangs as she
                              snaps her head to look
                              directly at the camera.)
                         Are you ready to learn?

                                                         FADE TO BLACK.